1. I cheated on the AIMS test in 6th grade.
2. One night, I took off my pants and climbed a tree in my underwear.
3. I own a mannequin head. Just the head.
4. I own a pair of socks that say “I’m too sexy for my socks.”
4 1/2. I wear them often.
5. Some nights I just cry for those that are lost in the world.
6. I’m a sucker for a good chick flick.
7. I hate strawberries.
8. I stole a piece of bazooka bubble gum when I was 11 years old.
9. I’ve broken and ripped more paintings of my own than I can count.
10. I don’t miss my father one bit.