Another Wasted Day

“Don’t stop believing…

…unless your dream is stupid.”
-Journey

I think that’s how it goes, right?

My Attempt at a Short Descriptive Essay (This got me a C)

As I sat beneath the brown marble sealing, the ambient light disappearing within the hallow walls, I awaited patiently the still small voice of inspiration. It never came…

7 months ago

Confessions At 2am

1. I cheated on the AIMS test in 6th grade.

2. One night, I took off my pants and climbed a tree in my underwear.

3. I own a mannequin head. Just the head.

4. I own a pair of socks that say “I’m too sexy for my socks.”

4 1/2. I wear them often.

5. Some nights I just cry for those that are lost in the world.

6. I’m a sucker for a good chick flick.

7. I hate strawberries.

8. I stole a piece of bazooka bubble gum when I was 11 years old.

9. I’ve broken and ripped more paintings of my own than I can count.

10. I don’t miss my father one bit.

11 months ago -

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Probing Question

5. Why do we smile when we cry?

11 months ago

Shakespeare Sonnet Parody Assignment

Shall I consume thee crispy Chik-fil-a?
Thou art most wondrous and delectable:
Ill I speak that thou art closed on Sunday,
Whilst I pray need be you accessible:
Sometime too hot thy grilled breasts leave me awed,
And oft’ is that in which my hunger yearns;
For thy tender thighs be a gift from God,
Every nugget of gold from heaven burns:
Thy ample sauces never go to waste
Nor the beauty of thy sweet nectar fade;
Forever lingers thy welcoming taste,
A pleasant weakness never would I trade.

So long as men can eat, and meat can fry,
So long lives thee, thy legend shalt not die.